In this Issue:
1.) Quotes
2.) TRANQUIL FOREST GOLD
3.) August Goals
4.) Where's Hanai? Calendar Update?
5.) Focusing on You
6.) Aging Baby Boomers...Funny Songs
7.) ONLINE SPECIAL - 5 pack ONLY $50!
8.) To be Removed
9.) Contact Information

"I've learned...That being kind is more important than being right."

"I've learned...that sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold, and a heart to understand."

"I've learned...That life is like a roll of toilet paper:  The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."

"I've learned...That money doesn't buy class."

"I've learned...that to ignore the facts, does not change the facts."

TRANQUIL FOREST GOLD ---  GET YOURS TODAY!!!!
This is Hanai's first solo album in 4 years, and has already earned rave reviews.  "Your best work by FAR"  "Incredible!"  "I never say this unless it really gets me going."  And you can be one of the few, the proud, the fans of Hanai, who have their very own copy of TRANQUIL FOREST GOLD LIMITED COLLECTORS EDITION SIGNED & NUMBERED by Hanai.  There will only be 25 GOLD albums available at the special PREFERRED FAN CLUB rate of $24.95.  If you received this E-Magazine you are qualified for this once-in-a-lifetime offering.  I strongly recommend you act on this before Aug 20th, because we expect a flood of orders and may be entirely sold out by the time Michael & I leave for WI on Aug 22.  Orders placed after Aug 20th will be delayed until Sept.

TRANQUIL FOREST contains 14 original instrumental 'journeys' through a timeless woods, complete with real crickets, cicadas, wind, rain, birds, streams and more.  These relaxing yet uplifting and inspiring musical songs transport the listener to new heights of wonder and delight.

      1.)   Tranquil Forest
2.)   The Pond
3.)   Evening Embers
4.)   Hidden Mountain Stream
5.)   Weeping Willow
6.)   Eyes of the Night
7.)   Solitude
8.)   Wind as I Walk
9.)   Beneath the Waterfall
10.) Summer Storm
11.) After the Rain
12.) Winter's Ice
13.) Spirit Echoes
14.) Lonely Moonbeam

With only 25 personally signed copies, it won't take long for the collectors to snap them up, so you, as Preferred Fans are given the first opportunity to add TRANQUIL FOREST to your GOLD ALBUM at the special SUBSCRIBER rate of $24.95 plus $3 Shipping for a total of $27.95.   

(Special Note:***As with Calming Classics, there will be NO CASSETTES available, as they cost as much or MORE to produce than the CD.  So sorry.)

Instructions:
1.) Select link option below
2.) Be sure to include your name, snailmail address, phone # AND THE BEST TIME FOR ME TO CALL for further info in the body of the message (NOTE: if you have ordered by credit card in the past, just write in "Use same info" and I'll send it out without delay)
3.) Click 'send'
ORDER for TRANQUIL FOREST GOLD LTD EDITION

Blood stains on clothes? Pour peroxide directly on the stains and voila!  Blood bubbles up and rinses off with water.

Fire Ants---if you've tried everything but nothing works, I have found that clorox bleach applied directly to the bite is the only way to head off a massive month-long itch and infection.  (*use with caution, bleach is corrosive) 

Herman's Hermits-"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"
Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
Carly Simon - "You're So Varicose Vein"
The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?"
Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"
The Temptations - "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"
Nancy Sinatra - "These Boots Give Me Arthritis"
ABBA - "Denture Queen"
Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"
Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade of Hair"
The Beatles - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"
Creedence Clearwater Revival - "Bad Prune A-Rising"
Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"
The Who - "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"

But for the month of August 2002 ONLY, you can get the original 5 albums by Hanai in a 5-CD package for ONLY $50 (plus $6 shipping & handling)  That is the LOWEST price ever offered by mail, on the web or even at shows.  There is no limit to how many packages you may purchase, but I will tell you I am running low on INSPIRATION, KRIS's KAROLS and THE STARFISH & THE DOLPHIN.  If you want Holiday gifts, NOW is the time to consider this special offer, since I will not be re-ordering before Christmas. Of course all my albums are 100% guaranteed to be free from manufacturing defects, so you can order with confidence that I stand behind every product I offer.

TO ORDER: Click on link and scroll down to 5-Pack Special
To Hanai Store